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The Monumental Stupidity of Obama’s Educational “Plan”

March 14th, 2010 marc No comments

Obama wants to rework G. W. Bush’s “No Child Left Behind”, which was itself a monument to stupidity. According to the NYT, Obama says that he will,

“…replace the law’s pass-fail school grading system with one that would measure individual students’ academic growth and judge schools based not on test scores alone but also on indicators like pupil attendance, graduation rates and learning climate.”

Because, said Education Secretary Arne Duncan,

“We’ve got to get accountability right this time,. For the mass of schools, we want to get rid of prescriptive interventions. We’ll leave it up to them to figure out how to make progress.”

sit-in-the-corner-dumbassSo Obama’s “new plan” is no plan at all. It is just another way to measure outcomes being produced by unknown processes run by an anarchic cadre of do-it-yourselfers. With stupidity incarnate, the best idea Obama can up with is to try and change educational outcomes, not by working on the system and processes that produce those outcomes, but by hitting students and teachers with bigger hammers.

As a lifelong educator who spent more than a few years running a small public high school in the basement of a church and buying teaching materials using a portion of my meager salary, it seems to me that even a simpleton should be able to understand that, rather than hammering students, teachers and yes, even administrators, to produce more desirable educational outcomes by doing whatever it takes, we must work on the system and processes that produce those outcomes!

For starters, here’s what Obama’s new standards should look like. Read more…

Showdown at Starbucks

March 5th, 2010 marc No comments

The Huffington Post, March 3, 2010: Gun-and-latte aficionados can rest easy. Despite an outcry from advocacy groups, Starbucks says it will continue to allow customers to bring licensed firearms into their stores.

SHOWDOWN AT STARBUCKS or THE CUSTOMER’S ALWAYS RIGHT
A short play in one act
by
I.M. Intim A. Dated

SCENE
INT. STARBUCKS COFFERIA

Typical Starbucks. Subdued lighting. Muffled chatter of patrons who sit sipping 3 dollar lattes and cappuccinos. The counter queue is moderately long. CUSTOMER 1 takes his double expresso and walks to an alcove table for a few teaspoons of sweetener. As he reaches for the sugar, CUSTOMER 2 appears behind him holding a Cafe Amerciano. He reaches around, and grabs the little wooden bowl of brown organic sugar being held by CUSTOMER 1.

CUSTOMER 1
(Mildly irritated)

Hold your horses there friend, I’ll just be a second.

CUSTOMER 1 and CUSTOMER 2 both gripping the sugar bowl.

CUSTOMER 2
(Speaking with a groggy growl)

YOU look, “FRIEND”! I had a bad night and I’m late for a meeting. Just give a guy a break, huh?

CUSTOMER 1
(Turning to face CUSTOMER 2)

You’ve got your problems and I’ve got mine. What gives you the right?

CUSTOMER 2
(Stepping back a few paces, he rests his hand on a bulge beneath his jacket that vaguely resembles the shape of a licensed 357 Magnum. Speaking in a low, commanding voice.)

I suggest you show a little respect friend. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

CUSTOMER 1
(Taking it all in. averts his eyes, releases the sugar bowl and replies haltingly)

Oh yes… err…I see now… You’re right. I’m REALLY, REALLY sorry. Please excuse me SIR.

CUSTOMER 1 steps aside, head bowed, puts the lid on his unsweetened coffee and heads for the door.

~ FIN ~


Economic Transformations – Part II

March 4th, 2010 marc No comments

Adapted from a comment I submitted to a recent post by Simon Johnson on his Baseline Scenario blog.

Too often, we fall into the trap of the cyclical model asserted by the quasi-scientific, nee apologetic, of economic theory, that attempts to define social interaction as if transaction reflects some sort of discrete closed system that abides by external and “natural” mathematical principles and behavioral laws.

The only abiding principle of relevance is that human beings are inherently social and in their sociality, they seek to devise methods for organizing their behavior into predictable patterns of collaborative action. (The invention of money as a medium of value exchange is one example.) When the material interests of one group become irreconcilably divergent from another’s, there is war, fought using the means at hand. Read more…

The Gadget Revolution – What’s In Store For U

February 27th, 2010 marc 3 comments

The gadgets you own will soon be you.

NYT today – “Cellphones Let Shoppers Point, Click and Purchase“ “We see the smartphone being used more and more in the shopping experience,” said Dick Cantwell, Cisco’s vice president for retail at Cisco’s Internet business solutions group.

As the more daring retailers see it, the potential benefits outweigh the risks. More aggressive profiling of shoppers — along with a novel, entertaining shopping experience — could help increase sales. And the technology may help retailers save money by cutting workers, essentially substituting electronic guidance for store clerks.

cell phone crowdThe gadget revolution is ramping up! Technological innovators understand that people are fed up with having to be tied to their homes in order to insulate themselves from the stress of interacting with fleshy, sneezy, dirty, human beings. In the beginning, avoiding human contact on the run was limited to primitive devices like the Sony Walkman. Next came the sexy iPod. But it was the ubiquitous mobile phone that made it possible for the average Joe to turn-on, plug-in, and tune out, no matter how many living, breathing, people were polluting his physical space.

Today, iPhones and Smart Phones are transforming our on-the-go peoplescape into a bloodless and stress free cyborg community. The unpleasant ambiguities of human contact — the gestures and smells and shifty glances of others —- can be scrubbed into succinct twitters, 6 mega-pixel snapshots, and instant data scans. Hands sullied by shakes, pats, hugs, and counting money, will soon become a thing of the past. The possibilities are as limitless as the imagination of those who want your money but not the messy inconvenience of you.

Toyota, 3-Sigma, and Us

February 26th, 2010 marc No comments

It’s not often that I agree with Charles Krauthammer, but in his recent opinion piece, “Toyota and the price of modernity“, he is on the right track when he says,

The question is: How do you distinguish the idiosyncratic failure from the systemic — for example, the single lemon that came off the auto assembly line versus an intrinsic problem inherent in that model’s engineering? How do you separate one patient’s physiology producing a drug side effect versus an intrinsic problem with a drug that makes it unacceptably dangerous?

The question is: How do you distinguish the idiosyncratic failure from the systemic — for example, the single lemon that came off the auto assembly line versus an intrinsic problem inherent in that model’s engineering? How do you separate one patient’s physiology producing a drug side effect versus an intrinsic problem with a drug that makes it unacceptably dangerous?

Perfection is not an option. The question that any manufacturer must ask is if the causes of a problem observed are “assignable” or “common”. If something assignable is going on, for example, a bad batch of gas pedals, they can “fix” the problem and move on. But if the problem is systematic — if for example, the design process discounts safety issues in favor of volume production — the system must be changed as a whole or similar problems will keep reoccurring in various ways.

One method that can help determine if a problem cause is “assignable” or “common” is to chart the events over time and look to see if they fall outside of 3-sigma limits (assignable) or inside those limits (common). This will not provide a certain answer, but it can provide a good indication of the nature of the problem’s cause and how to best address it.

In the case of Toyota, the incidence of sudden acceleration is almost certainly outside 3-sigma. In other words, it is very rare. Toyota has attempted to assign the source of the problem and fix it — dangerous floor mats and bad batches of accelerator assemblies. But in his testimony before the U.S. congress, the leader of Toyota, Aiko Toyoda, takes the position that the problem is common (i.e. systemic) in his company. He says his company became focused on volume at the expense of safety and quality. This is a very interesting twist for a Japanese company that is expert in the use of SPC (Statistical Process Control.)

It is almost certain that Toyoda has internal company data that indicate systematic problems to which we are not privy. Perfection is never an option. But I suspect that the recent problems that have garnered so much attention, are most likely not systemic in nature. The reason Toyoda addresses them as systemic is because  American audiences, who have no understanding of the nature of variability, have seized upon a very rare but dramatic event, and erroneously extrapolated from that rare event the conclusion that Toyota products are unsafe and that Toyota is a negligent company. Aiko Toyoda cannot hope nor dare to teach American audiences about the nature of variation. His only option in the face of American hysteria, is to take full responsibility and hopefully move forward.

Are systemic changes needed at Toyota? Toyota is one of the few companies that has the knowledge and methodology necessary to answer that question. But if systemic changes are not indicated, making such changes will likely do more harm than good. In other words, shaking up the whole company as a response to assignable causes may hurt the company, its members, and the consumer in unpredictable ways.

Krauthammer does a pretty good job of pointing out how American audiences consistently confuse common and assignable cause and, one way or another, make decisions that do more harm than good.

Americans habitually confuse common cause with assignable causes, and as a consequence they are constantly looking for, and finding, someone to blame (assign) for their troubles. In America, finding bad guys is pretty easy because we have a system the reliably and predictably produces bad guys — crooks, cons, greedy actors, corrupt politicians, Republicans, Democrats, preachers, atheists, Socialists, Capitalists, and my next door neighbor, Fred.

Once you begin to understand the nature of variation, the cause of the problems that plague us the most, become pretty obvious. Generally speaking, they are COMMON. This tells us that we need to stop looking for bad guys and start working to improve or maybe even transform, our system.

Toyoda’s Tears: Strength or Weakness?

February 26th, 2010 marc No comments

It is no secret that by any measure, the quality, safety, and reliability of Toyota’s products have out-shined American automotive products for many years. Nevertheless, for reasons that are not too difficult to understand, the cracks in the armor of Toyota’s phenomenal quality have been pried open in a manner that has brought Toyota’s imperfections into the spotlight. Rather than comparing the quality and safety of Toyota products with those of US automakers, or seeking to minimize Toyota’s failures in any way, head-man Toyoda of Toyota takes absolute and unequivocal responsibility for the flaws in his products and the terrible consequences of those flaws.

Watch Toyoda’s apology before the United States Congress. Then watch the leaders of the U. S. automakers testify before that same body. Compare Toyoda’s words and demeanor with those of U.S. leaders, who utter not one word of personal regret or contrition for having driven their companies into collapse, wrecking havoc on the lives of countless workers and customers. Then decide for yourself who demonstrates greater strength in purpose, responsibility, and honor. Who would you trust?

PS – For those who have studied W. E. Deming, note Toyoda’s reference to workers and continuous improvement.

6.5 Million and Counting

February 21st, 2010 marc No comments

Long-Term Unemployed

W. E. Deming said that the aim of business needs to be, ,,,to become competitive and to stay in business, and to provide jobs.

In today’s NYT  — “American business is about maximizing shareholder value,” said Allen Sinai, chief global economist at the research firm Decision Economics. “You basically don’t want workers. You hire less, and you try to find capital equipment to replace them.”

Six and a half million long-term unemployed represents those who had regular jobs, got dumped, and have remained dumped for six months or longer. Read more…

The Day Joe Stack Got Eaten

February 19th, 2010 marc No comments

A sound of cornered-animal fear and hate and surrender and defiance . . . like the last sound the treed and shot and falling animal makes as the dogs get him, when he finally doesn’t care about anything but himself and his dying.

Ken Kesey (1935 – ) One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1962

Joe Stack

Poor Joe Stack, may he rest in peace, is already becoming a folk hero among the addled populist right wing, including the incredibly confused “Tea Party” crowd, who enshrine an ideology in which they  imagine that each person should be “free” from “big government” to pursue his or her self interest. Yet their model of a society unfettered by “big government” can only create a predator-prey feeding chain in which a few big animals feed on the many smaller animals. This is exactly what we should expect to get when we cleave to the idea of free markets unfettered by government.

Yesterday Joe, who was neither insane nor crazy, only dazed, confused, thrashing and biting from his corner, got eaten.

In an unfettered free market, the relationship between predator and prey — hunter and hunted — is really not that difficult to understand. Read more…

Why the big freak-out about Toyota?

February 15th, 2010 marc 1 comment

Think about it! The current Toyota story tells us much more about U.S. manufacturers and their market mindset than about Toyota Motors!

freaked outToyota manufacturers automobiles for a profit. In part at least, they adopted many of the ideas put forth by Deming, and in combination with their cultural legacy and the blatant stupidity of their competitors, they have managed to do much better than the “Big Three” in the U.S. Now if U.S. manufacturers had more brains than guile, they would be grateful to Toyota for being a great competitor, and would take advantage of that to make their products even better, but that is not what is going on. Read more…

Amercia’s Cup and “Successful” Men

February 8th, 2010 marc 2 comments

Here’s a current events tie-in with my “Secret of Success” post.

From SailWorld.com:

There is little doubt that the many Court actions over the 33rd America’s Cup have been a major turn-off for the sport and sailing fans generally.

In a couple of days the sport will see a sailing match of the likes that has never been seen before and probably will never see again. Two of the highest performance yachts will square off against each other in a fascinating contest, conducted under the bare minimum of sailing rules.

cup boats

Money is no object

Two of the world’s most “successful” guys are in the midst of a protracted battle royal that will culminate 25 miles off the coast of Valencia, Spain, when one or the other cheats his way to two out of three meaningless wins in the 33rd America’s Cup sailing regatta.

My Bay Area neighbor, “successful” self-made Larry Ellison, the 66 year old founder and CEO of Oracle and 9th richest man in the world, is spitting, scratching, and yowling in his fight with 44 year-old Ernesto Bertarelli, the European aristocrat who ranks as the 52nd richest in the world by virtue of the bio-tech empire he inherited

It’s interesting, and very sad , to watch these two going at it, but the lessons to be learned, as I suggested in my previous post, the secret of “successful” people is their aim to manipulate the system to their personal advantage rather than improve the system so that everyone can win. Read more…

Dirty Rotten Criminals

January 31st, 2010 marc 1 comment

dirty-handsNPR ran a story today entitled “Catching Hospital Workers Dirty-Handed” in which they report:

“According to the CDC, health care-associated infections kill about 100,000 Americans a year, at a cost of billions of dollars.”

One solution being evaluated is the use of hi-tech wireless technology to spy on the hand-washing practices of individual doctors, nurses, and other caregivers.

The solutions we come up with depend on how we frame our questions. For example, in the NPR story they report that “The standard protocol in hospitals is for doctors and nurses to wash their hands on the way in to see a patient, and on the way out. But that doesn’t always happen — they get busy; they forget.”

If we frame the question in terms of who’s to blame…

  • Workers who forget to wash
  • Workers who are too busy to wash
  • Workers who are too stupid to wash
  • Workers who are hydrophobic
  • Workers who want to spread death and disease

We end up with the answer that inspecting and policing workers is the best solution. Of course, when we institute a system for inspecting and policing people,  we also create a system of inspectors and enforcers against defectives and criminals.

Now think about this. That NPR report also says that, “Studies show that only about 40 percent of health care workers in the U.S. wash their hands as often as they should.”

No need for control charts here! Sixty percent non-sanitizers is a big, big, signal telling us that the problem is not one of individual performance. We are not dealing with outliers! If we understand the nature of a system and variation, we know immediately that we have a system that predictably and reliably produces 60% non-sanitized hands! We might be able to inspect out a small fraction of non-sanitized hands, at great expense, but we are foolish to expect a system that produces 60% non-sanitized hands to do what it does not do.

nurse washer

I'm sure you can come up with something better than this!

What if we frame the question differently? What if we ask, “By what means can we best assure that healthcare workers’ hands are free of disease bearing agents as those workers move from patient to patient?

Can we design a worker-sanitizing system that minimizes worker decision-making requirements regarding whether to sanitize or not to sanitize?

If we could accomplish this, wouldn’t  everybody win?

Toyota Heaves-To

January 27th, 2010 marc 1 comment

In today’s NY Times business section:

TOKYO — …Toyota’s problems mounted in North America with the announcement of a halt to sales and manufacturing of the bulk of its cars.

As a sailor, I find many parallels between the enterprise of sailing small boats on big oceans and the business of doing business. In making our way at sea the crew, which is comprised all who are aboard, share a set of aims and a system for realizing those aims—their boat, their methods, and their ability to work together. Seamanship represents the whole of their theory, skill, and methods for voyaging.

hove-toIn sailing, heaving to  is a way of slowing a sail boat’s forward progress, fixing the helm and foresail position so that the boat doesn’t have to be actively steered.

When I teach others to sail, I teach that even though crossing oceans under sail is a most practical endeavor, the dictates of well-formed theory is the key to survival. This is called seamanship. What seems expedient in moments of adversity must always meet some test of a broader understanding of the titanic forces that are beyond a crew’s control. When theory and practice are challenged at a fundamental level—when the best course of action cannot be determined with reasonable certainty—-the crew must, if at all possible, heave-to.

The idea of heaving-to does not come easily to our ambitious animal spirits. In situations of adversity we are prone to reaction rather than reflection. But actions taken on the basis of faulty understanding are more apt to make things worse, which prompts more action, which makes things worse, and so on. As Dr. W. E. Deming explained, if we start reacting to individual data points when it is our system itself that is producing unwanted variation (lack of predictability) then we are “off to the Milky Way”.

Toyota, the Japanese automaker, calls their seamanship, “The Toyota Way” and that body of theory is now being put to the test. Superficially, they have a problem with a sticking gas pedal on their popular Camrys and Corollas and superficially the problem and solution are all too familiar: Do a recall. Engineer a solution. Fix the gas pedals. But it appears that Toyota sees the problem in a broader light. The crew regard the gas pedal problem as a symptom of a larger challenge to their system. That larger challenge includes the titanic economic forces that are raging in the world today that have loosed a chaos of increasing unpredictability and undermined their assumptions that have become too tidy.

“By chasing numbers, they (Toyota) were becoming seriously outstretched,” said Masahiro Fukuda, manager of research at Fourin, a global automotive research company based in Nagoya, Japan. “Many of us weren’t surprised over the big recalls; we were more surprised that it took Toyota so long.”

“Toyota’s president, Akio Toyoda, has himself berated the company for excessive confidence, which he said had set the company up for a painful fall in the global economic crisis.”

“But Mr. Fukuda said he saw Toyota’s decision to suspend sales as a typical Toyota move. “At a Toyota factory line, when something goes wrong, they stop the whole line.” he said. “Now Toyota is doing the same thing, at the company level. That’s the Toyota way.”

Is Toyota’s shutdown merely a damage control tactic or does it reflect genuine seamanship? By shutting down their manufacturing and sales operations, it appears that Toyota is putting their money where their mouth is.

Earthquakes and God’s Grace

January 24th, 2010 marc No comments

godIn an Op Ed piece in today’s NY Times, “Between God and a Hard Place”, James Wood makes some interesting observations about the earthquake in Haiti and God. He calls to our attention two invocations that are particularly notable—one is from Pat Robertson and the other from Barack Obama.

Pat Robertson took to his lectern to opine that the devastation wrought on the people of Haiti  was God’s retribution for the deal they cut with the Devil when overthrowing French rule. Crass but consistent, given Robertson’s observations about hurricane Katrina and legalized abortion.

Barack Obama also took to the podium to comment on the earthquake and aftermath in Haiti, and he too invoked God, saying,  “we stand in solidarity with our neighbors to the south, knowing that but for the grace of God, there we go.”

Wood’s excuses Obama for implying that we stand ahead of the Haitians in God’s good grace, suggesting that Obama was merely parroting an oft used phrase. I don’t think so.

I remember when, back in 1966, I met Joan Baez—actually had lunch with her. Nice lady. In one of her songs, I don’t remember which, she emended the saying “There but for the grace of God, go I” to “There but for fortune, go I”. I must say, blind luck rings truer.

The meaning of the phrase with “God” at its center is not difficult to divine. Baez saw this clearly. I suspect Obama is smart enough to know what he is saying as well, but he opts for “God”, either as a political expedient or worse yet, a matter of personal faith, In either case, God help us.

DARPA Balloon Sightings Count

December 5th, 2009 marc No comments

To all red balloon spotters:

The birds have flown the coop.

REPEAT.

The birds have flown the coop.

Below is an up-to-the-minute record of red ballon data at it is streaming into my data collection center.

Region                                 Count                      Number      Lat.        Lon.

Eastern US                            0

Central US                             0

Mountain US                         0

Pacific US                              0

Keep up the great work. The money is almost mine ours!

NOTICE: See final DARPA report HERE.

DARPA Balloon Identification Guide

December 4th, 2009 marc 3 comments

soldier balloonThere have been a quite few rumors that our competition will be launching decoy balloons designed to thwart your identification efforts and deny me us our $40,000 award. With only 28 hours to go before our Department of Defense launches their balloons, I am providing this CONFIDENTIAL “DoD Red-Balloon Finder’s Identification Guide.” also referred to as an R-FIG.

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